As part of today's picture-- I must tell the greatest story ever told . . .
Tonight I went to see a screening of Knocked Up with Will and Garrett. We traveled via the DART, which is undoubtedly the greatest form of entertainment $1 could ever buy. This reality was only proven more so today when a little woman by the name of Tangela stepped on at the LBJ/Skillman stop. Tangela's first words to us were, "Hey y'all! It's my 39th birthday and I am already f***ed up!!" I of course sang her "Happy Birthday." That was the low point, I must say. Tangy then proceeded to tell us about her careers: probation officer by day . . . stripper at Babydoll's by night. She also let us (specifically the man she decided to let grope her while placing a dollar in her shirt) know that her husband was out of town and she was ready to get freaky. However, the fun would have to wait until midnight when she was going to go pick her sister up from jail in a stretch limo. You see, Tang had just saved her sister from 45 years in jail by paying her $55,000 bond. The conversation exposed additionally awkward tidbits . . . like when Tang let us see her night job business card (photo included). That was hott.
P.S. I promise I did not embellish a single element of this story. If anything, I omitted some of the outrageous content.
Happy Birthday to my new BFF, Tangela.
2 comments:
I wish I was having fun adventures like that. I miss you.
Sounds like Tangela's my kind of gal!
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